here's some fun facts abt me i spawned in low light behind your local mcdonald'smy life goal is to start a burger joint and have it shut down within two days due to a rat infestationi believe the only true test of character is seeing whether or not someone will kiss my pet snakesmy blood is purple and has the consistency of sludgei dream of being paid to wear wizard robesi am physically composed of dirt blocks and at 12:46 every second thursday i answer only to "steve"i killed santa claus in 1978he comes back every yeari can't take much more of this
